What does your mother want for breakfast?

Oz and Phil are full of shit. Every time Oprah points at some asshats while being tearfully overwhelmed by how great/insightful/helpful they are, God kills a kitten, and I vomit a little in my mouth.

FWIW, Dr. Oz can eat me.

Whatever your mother wants for breakfast she should damn well eat.

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